Anonymous asked: Cecil. If you found Lykke Li lying on the street, would you hand her in to the police like a good concerned citizen or keep her for yourself? Additionally, what kind of French do you like best? I like French Toast best.

I like a French Letter best. I am not sure what that means, love letter I think. Why would Lykke be on the street? She is like Princess Fiona out of Shrek (except the Ogre part) and should be in a big castle turret. I would play the part of the KILLER DRAGON.

Anonymous asked: Do you like waffles?

Sometimes, not today tho. They do not do them at NANDOS.

Anonymous asked: what is this, who are you?

Who are you? What are you?

Anonymous asked: have you ever met lykke? does she know about this blog? loooove it.

I have not. She may know. What us a blog? I venture a guess that it is a shade of purple like magenta. WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR EYES, DELIA?! Blog coloured.

Anonymous asked: CECIL, YOU'RE SO AWESOME <3

THANKS! WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, THOUGH?! Sometimes I shout at the tele, especially whilst watching an invigorating game of COUNTDOWN but I feel that shouting is silly and makes me very tired.

Cecil x